Monday's suck.
I.Jesus a Fraud ? nooooooooo wayyyyyyyyyyy.......ha ha ha.
II.Reporter gets told off
III.Duck hunt on crack ?
IV.OUCH !
V.Ass kicking of the week.
VI.Don't you just love it when shit Blows up ?
VII.Best Buy dancer (idiot)
VIII.helicopter Ride anybody ?
14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable
***Edit***
I just saw this steaming pile of dogshit on gamestop's website, X-box-OMEGA.not that I have anything against x-box owners, (because I own one as well) but I hope who ever buys this COMPLETE rip-off gets a defective system and loses the reciept before they can return it to the store, fucking idiot's, who in their Right mind is going to pay 2 grand and some change for a GAME system ? if you answer yes, then you need you're fucking head examined and a possible enema while you're at it. END OF RANT,you may return to you're normal programming !
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